Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
No...this little piggys going to the bar
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
Ugh a 13 year old just asked me why people drink, I had to explain it without making it sound good. I need a drink.
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
This is why I can't take dates to shows... I've literally made out with everyone in this band. And two of the guys in the crowd. And the bartender.
Randomize
