doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
Can I color on your dick again?
I wish on days I started my period Chipotle would come to my house with a burrito bar ... Then give me a chocolate cake and a large beer.
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
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