I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
I woke up with my 26er down my pants and a peice of paper stuck to my forehead with gum that said "tell it to the greek goddess beside me"
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
she just called me the flavor packet to her ramen noodles. get me the fuck out of here.
As a Chick-Fil-A employee, I think you'd appreciate the visual of me almost accidentally pulling out my wallet with a thong hooked on it as I payed for my waffle fries just now.
I knew you were super hungover. But so hungover you fire our house cleaner because her vacuums too loud is excessive
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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