he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
They've already turned me into the Dean of Students once because they felt 'unsafe' because I came home hammered and asked one of them to make me a grilled cheese sandwich. Like, I just ASKED!
3 2 1 whiskey
Fuck this. I'm adopting 12 cats and naming them after the 12 disciples. Maybe Jesus will have sympathy for me then.
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
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