That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
I really wish I could go back in time to change the course of events that led to me sitting on the internet at 3 Googling 'Traumatic masturbation' while talking to you about failed dates, and running a virtual restaurant in a video game.
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
Randomize
