you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.
She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
Jesus Christ. How the fuck do you not tell someone that your wife can see on the phone bill who you text and how many times ?
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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