Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
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