Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
i have the juiciest gold medal in my pants
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
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You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
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