whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I may have told her we're dating for a handjob, Fake tits are overrated.
you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
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