i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
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