Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
Either there is a god and he hates masturbation, or one of my roommates stole my vibrator while I was in the shower.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
Don't tell him that you hope he dies in a boring missionary position with his wife. That doesn't go over well.
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
Hey, remember that time a week ago when we walk-of-shamed literally down the Vegas Strip at 8:45am and I had one broken heel?
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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