so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
All I could think of during that funeral was how great I look in a suit, how creepy catholics are, and how horny I am.
And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
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