I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
I need a beard to bite.
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
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