I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
the cop didnt laugh with me when he patted me down and pulled out my flask.
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
Lord give me the strength to not check my tinder messages at my grandmother's wake.
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
Went as "Party on, Wayne." And left as, "Partied out Wayne in a foot boot with new medical bills." Fuck Halloween...and vodka.
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
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