I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
Just pulled an upper-decker at a hardware store. I believe I'm winning 8-2. It's obvious you don't shit enough in public.
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck.
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
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