Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
i knew i liked her after she chugged tequila, fell down the stairs and said "oh dont worry i knew it'd be faster this way"
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
it was like having sex with a tree stump
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
The fact that I can now puke rainbows on snapchat makes my life that much better
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