I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
Just realized I lost my social security card...maybe someone else will do something with my life
Wanna tell me why vodka seeped out of the memory foam when I climbed into my bed?
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Randomize
