that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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