So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
My ex wife just asked to go over our divorce papers and for sex in the same text
If anyone remembers any details of tonight please address concerns to my lawyer. This is a mass text.
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
I lost the right to judge tonight
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
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