Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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