I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?
Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
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