My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
He specifically said I couldn't post the picture of him passed out naked except for a strategically placed washcloth. Where's the fun in that?
YOU'RE MARRIED. TO OTHER PEOPLE.
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
It feels weird going to sleep without hugging the toilet goodnight
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