I love being friends with rich people. I get laid by association.
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
It was a rude awakening when I turned on my phone and the first thing I saw was a picture of David's dick with a face on it, I need to stop drinking in his basement...
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
Alright, text me when you get close. I've got a mustache and I'm ready to get my day drunk on.
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
Things I Learned Tonight: I have no future in goat wrangling. Herding. Whatever you call the ridiculosity that just transpired.
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
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