NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
I told my boss that I'm in a slutty stage of my life right now and the chef overheard and slipped me his number. I might get laid tonight
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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