I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
Would it be irresponsible to use my tax refund for a boob job?
Yes. Highly encouraged though.
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
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