Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
Why do you think it's a no-pants party?
Invite says "dress to impress". Her fault for leaving it open to interpretation.
Woke up this morning buried in a mountain of chex mix and bubble wrap. We must have been doing something great last night
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
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