I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
You texted me "Americans are sad" and "chicken coop disaster" without any further explanation.
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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