So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
So I'm at the Chevron by your house. I need a condom and a couch.
Together?
Preferably.
how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
Why are your pants in the freezer?
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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