just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
you can officially check off peeing off the 5th floor while shouting "I want to break the guinness world record for longest piss stream" off your college to do list.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
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