she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
I rewired his car so that every time he hits the gas the horn and the OnStar turn on every time he hits the brake the panic alarm goes off.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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