you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
my dad just secretly slid me a nugg in front of my mom. remind me why I moved away for college??
I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
obviously my window is still shattered. they're pressure washing my condo today. i think i need a bloody mary.
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
Because I'm currently dying, lacking waffles, and vaguely convinced I'm an eagle
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
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