would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
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