They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
You need to call dibs on the blond with the tits. It's your birthday.
Haha hell yea
Because if someone gets to see those.. It should be you. It's like God telling you Happy Birthday.
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
I owe you an apology, I was appointed captain of this sexy fuckship and I fell asleep at the helm.
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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