She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
He's like the fucking Houdini of bras. Not only did I not feel him take it off I didn't find it until two days later.
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
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