i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
...there is blood under my fingernails.
...I hope my roomates are okay.
i just made my gag reflex go away.
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
Fell into a man hole last night. I've been bleeding since 11pm. Got kicked out of the bar for being bloody.
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
Randomize
