Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
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