That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
Were at her birthday dinner and her dad keeps buying me shots saying when I was your age I fucked the shit outta girls
Hahahahahaha remind him your dating his daughter
you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
Hold on...did you Instagram a picture of you and your boyfriend while you were sending me dirty snapchats?
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
I knocked over his glass and he yelled "Oh no the boxed wine!" and slurped it off the coffee table. Then he showed me how to mix maple syrup, Jameson, and coffee. My family is better than your family.
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