Why can't we have signs that automatically flash on our foreheads that say not interested when gross ugly guys come around, like those glasses that get dark when the sun comes out?
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
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