problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
So stoned I forgot I was masturbating and went to go get a cookie.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
this hospital has no fireball
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
Wait you actually sent a text to your self saying “love you I miss you"?
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
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