I am I'm going to have heart failure he's peed on my life.
He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
