I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.
I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
So awkward... The newspaper lady just caught me sitting stoned in my driveway at 5 am and asked if I was okay. I'm way better than ok right now
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
I was on top for a full on make out when in dead silence "I'm moaning Myrtle" came from the TV. Moment ruined. I got cock blocked by a fictional ghost
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
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