I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
Buhtt sex?
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
THIS MOTHERFUCKING ROOSTER
IT KEEPS CHASING ME BACK IN THE HOUSE
FUCK THIS BIRD
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
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