Someone shit on the floor
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
I'm here to help build your repertoire of drunken shenanigans and I should have been arrested stories
I can't turn my head to the left, I'm pissing out of my ass, and my finger went through the toilet paper today... I need you.
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
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