just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
Yeah apparently i called the bartender a "fucking prison warden" after she took my keys and called me a cab
In a meeting I sneezed and my tooth hit the floor. I don't think anyone noticed. I would still like to die now.
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