I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
My cleaning lady broke my bubbler. It's awkward between us now.
Why?
Because she knows I do drugs and I know she's a clumsy bitch.
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
Randomize
