Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
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