Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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