Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
Not only is chick snoring like a 48 year old man but she's farting in rhythm
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
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