its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
Third base with a 7ft basketball player last night. Fingers like a champ. I call him Edward Penishands.
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
If I don't get my shit together, I'm going to be one of those really fucked up cases on 1000 ways to die
Did you high five my face last night?
Yes. Yes I did.
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
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