Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
Took his shirt off. Announced he was Jesus. Threw up. Asked me to cuddle him to sleep. And then tried to kiss me. Typical Saturday night.
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
We just banged and he's microwaving shrimp noodles and I'm eating tostitos alone in the dark this is why our relationship works
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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