I was just making a list of the girls i have slept with and i can't remember your sisters name
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
Did you catch one of my beer pong balls in your cleavage or was that a dream?
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
I just got a voicemail from some strange woman with a Russian accent. Are you ok?
She has the best kind of daddy issues
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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