dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
in retrospect, sexting while high was a mistake - I meant to say "I'll fuck you stupid, baby" but of course I said "I'll fuck your stupid baby"
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
Did you leave a blizzard on my porch last night? Or was that someone else giving out a metaphorical threat to me?
Your shoe was in the washing machine. I have it in my pocket. My phone rang before and I answered your shoe. Meet me at the bar in 10.
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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