Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
Few clarical questions about last night: 1. How did we get home? 2. Am I wearing your underwear? 3. Where is Andrea? 4. Guy with nose ring last night hot?
1. You tried hitch hiking "like a pro" and flashed cars while sticking out your thumb until I called Michael. 2. I don't know but probably. 3. Who is Andrea? 4. Hot.
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
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