No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
between my moustache and how drunk I am it will be a miracle if I get laid tonight.
Ah, the precious few moments between when i wake up and when i realize why i'm sleeping on a treadmill.
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
Less adorably, the dog stared me down, yelping, while I gave him a morning blowie.
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
Randomize
