i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
I woke him up with a blow job and he started sing "oh the USAAAA. IT'S GOING TO BE S BEAUTIFUL DAYYYYY"
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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