omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
I'm sitting here watching a kid lick a basketball- where have i gone wrong in life?
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
Is a Chipotle burrito an acceptable "sorry I ran over your cat" gift?
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
The look on the dr's face when she asked me the last time i had sex and i responded "like an hour and a half ago" ... priceless
He offered to take my unemployed self out for drinks, but I really just want him to buy me the Beyoncé album
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
But if you do poop yourself let me know. I want that as a tagline. "So funny she'll make you shit yourself."
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
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